yeuxdore:

cokexgod:

blazepress:

Eddie Murphy eating steak and fries off the back of a model. Somewhere in Europe from 1985.

this nigga was a G

Goals
chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

merrymaudlin:

mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORYSo a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

"LOOK AT THE CAT"

me every time there is a cat regardless of the situation (via spockular)

(via whores-just)

flansjohnburgh:

yesterday was nine years ago

just let that sink in

(Source: waverace64, via ruinedchildhood)

someactorkid:

itisnotofimport:

current emotion: that barn from the walking dead

image

Spongebob, why??

WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE, SPONGEBOB

WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY

(Source: tinysteve, via spicy-vagina-tacos)

ratchetmessreturns:

When you think your life is rough.. there is always someone who has it worse. 

teenager:

Im eating just in case i get hungry later

(via hate)

disggrace:

apatheticghost:

anxiety in one screenshot

the fact that it is 2:14am makes it worse