Anonymous: Your dick is probably like a tic tac hahahahhahaha

ippynippy:

flutterofitswings:

shwagerr:

That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh 

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!!!!!!

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

sweptoutofmymind:

Today I burned my tongue on a piece of pizza and I think that it’s a very strong metaphor that sometimes the things you love most in life will hurt you.

(via hate)

a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road

(via hate)

castiels-feathery-butt:

tyflowsion:

what if ducks threw bread back at you

you’d have to duck

(Source: tyquil, via mah--ha)

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